John is often misconcieved as being gay, nah not John, he's a bit fruity but NOT gay, count up how many girlfriends you've had and good money says he'll beat it.
Thing is, he knows we think this, so he uses it to torment us, eg. humping us when we're trying to sleep.
John isn't paranoid like shown in the comic unfortunately, he's too level headed for that, I got his permission before I posted this and he's cool with it, so yeah we'll be seeing a few of these gags in comics to come.

The big heads are developing...

I'm still here.